Teaser Tuesday - Turtle Recall by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs

Happy Tuesday everyone!! I hope you all had a great start to the week :D I think it's supposed to be officially spring, but as someone from the equator, I'm a little reluctant to get rid of my coat. I definitely don't need my scarf though!

Right now, I'm sort of juggling three books at once. One is The Kite Family, which I originally wanted to quote from until I realised the publisher requested no quoting, one is a Japanese light novel, and one is Turtle Recall: The Discworld Companion... so far by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs.

Yes, it is weird to be reading the companion from front to back, but it's so funny and it's making me want to read Discword even more!

My teaser:

"Wheresoever two or three are gathered together, someone else will turn up and try to sell them something hot in a bun. This person will probably C.M.O.T. Dibbler."

I'm actually pretty sure this is a quote straight from one of the books, but it's still funny to me.

What is your teaser?

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by Jenn of Books and a Beat. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read 

• Open to a random page 

• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page 

• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!) 

• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!