"Priests and masters tell us Confirmation means you're a true soldier of the Church and that entitles you to die and be a martyr in case we're invaded by Protestants or Mahommedans or any other class of heathen. More dying. I want to tell them I won't be able to die for the Faith because I'm already booked to die for Ireland."
I know it's three sentences, but the middle one is so short it shouldn't count! And like always, Teaser Tuesdays is hosted by MizB of Should be Reading. So tell me, what are your teasers?